Categories
Storyteller

Neighbouroo its Marning

Wake up me neighbour, is Saturday, yes man, is market day you know. Miss Buela, hows  them mangoes gal, dey sweet? Thats what you say the last time and they were sour for so,  not sweet at all at all. I tell you. Bunjay, them golden apples look real good you know. How much for them. Oh god girl, why they so expensive. I know you have to make a living but mamaooooo. What you say? Stop feeling up the sapodillas, girl, I have to make sure they rip you know. Bunjay, why you acting so? Is you man vex with you or something? I tell you, anyway, I go make a soup today, I need some dashin, some Tanya and some bluggu, Yes man, I go make a real good soup today. Me man he like me soup you know. What you say, nah girl, I not showing off nah, is the truth. Don’t be jealous. Put some tomatoes in there too. Nah, nah, not them small one, some of them big ones. Yes, them there. Well girl thanks you know. I go see you next Saturday. Make sure them bananas is bigger than that next Saturday, I go get some if they are.

By Bombastic Nation

Me name is Anderson A Charles. I am a writer story teller and Podcaster, the original Steve urkel, yes I did that. Also played basketball in college ( that's because I am seven feet tall.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s