I bet these humans think this is cute, I bet they all going, awwwweee how sweet. Well screw you humans, while you live in your big mansions, you know, with your fancy windows and your balconies, and your fancy kitchen, this is the best you could do for me and me woman, a hollowed out coconut, I mean we are what makes nature beautiful, without us singing you will not have real music. I mean look at this, we all jammed in here with one little hole to peep out, I could barely move me beak to kiss me girl. I am stepping on she feet, I mean just because you all get manicures and pedicures don’t mean that we get them, she done scratch me bird legs all up. So get to work, build us a real bird house, use real wood, and more windows damn it, I want to see some scenery or something. Now the royal beauty of the jungle have spoken. Get to work.