Big feet fragile Glasses

Well I have not been on here much the last few days. My size 18 shows decided that I do not need to see, so it stepped on my glasses. Oh the horror when i head the crunch, and the popping, and the excruciating realization that i was now a blind mouse. But alas, i am not back in the land of the seeing. Oh how beautiful the world is when it does not look like you are deep see diving without a mask.