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Feliz Navidad

Ahhh it is so good to wake up this Christmas morning all warm and cozy. Feliz Navidad to all. Now where is that owner person, I have been dreaming about that ham all night, I knew I saw her put it in that big white box, the same one she put all that good smelling food in. I think they are trying to hide it from me, I don’t know why, don’t she see how cute I am, them elves don’t have notton on me. Wait, what is this I hear, hmmm, someone is in the living room. Let me take a look. Oh wait its a thief, why is he standing next to that tree with all the light, what is that bag on his shoulder, and why is he wearing the same outfit as me, and what the hell is he, wait a second, he eating cookies, hey you fat men, put them cookies down. i said put them cookies down. Ohhh he not listening, ohh look out now, them fat ankles going pay for that. Yeah you thief, you better run. Wow, he can move fast, but where he going, no, not the chimney, he going get stuck in there. Ahhh cookies and milk. All for me, ahhh yes, I am sitting right here, he come back, them ankles is mine i tell you. Ahhh, full, warm, satisfied. Now if I can just figure how to open up that white box with the food in it.

By Bombastic Nation

Me name is Anderson A Charles. I am a writer story teller and Podcaster, the original Steve urkel, yes I did that. Also played basketball in college ( that's because I am seven feet tall.

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