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What could be your Lunch

Since its Saturday, your lazy day, what would top it off better than a really really splendid lunch. Hmmm, whatever will you eat. Like we say on the island, “Me no know you know” But hey that is why storyteller is here. Hmmm, How about sopme fish, ohhh yes, season overnight with onions, garlic, sweet peppers, hot peppers, thyme, celery, sage, a little rosemary, a touch of nutmeg. Oh yes, then you simmer it in a nice gravy. Yes man, this going taste real good I tell you. Hmm what you go have with it, oh yes, cook up[ some provisions, hows about some rice and peas, the peas, picked straight from your back yard. Me mouth watering already, yes man, I can smell that food all over the bloody village. Nuff, nuff, waters bubbling in the kitchen. Now, what can you drink, let me see. Oh yeah, what about some sugar cane juice, yes man, that going hit the spot for sure.cane juice.

Ohhhh yes, ahhhhh, just the right taste to go with that fish. Now all is cooked, best place to eat, yes, in the back yard, under the plumb tree, with the thick leaves blocking the sun from burning you.  Yes man, island living, the good old days. Soon come, soon come.

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Donkey Rebellion

What you looking at Farmer Brown, you better take you eyes of me. Wooo, Wooo Wooo, what you think you doing with that big pile of cane? You don’t for one second think you going put that on my back, are you? You must be out of you mind or stupidy or something. What you adding more to it,  man, what you think I look like, a damn horse? I warning you, don’t come near me with that,  you see me back legs, yeah, the two that’s aiming at you ass right now, yeah them two, well one swing and you going land head first on Pluto. Damn humans, too bloody weak to carry they own cane so they want to enslave a donkey. Go ahead, try putting that on my back, see what go happen to you, human missile I tell you. What you think you going do with that carrot, ohhh really, that’s real original Farmer Brown, real original. For your information, I don’t like carrots at all, I mean, give a donkey a mango, something sweet. Just because one stupid donkey eat a carrot all you think all donkeys like carrots. Watch out now, you getting too damn close, I warning you. Ok that’s it, you ask for it. You go get it now. Ahhh damn it, I missed. One of these days, your ass go be mine.