Ahhh it is so good to wake up this Christmas morning all warm and cozy. Feliz Navidad to all. Now where is that owner person, I have been dreaming about that ham all night, I knew I saw her put it in that big white box, the same one she put all that good smelling food in. I think they are trying to hide it from me, I don’t know why, don’t she see how cute I am, them elves don’t have notton on me. Wait, what is this I hear, hmmm, someone is in the living room. Let me take a look. Oh wait its a thief, why is he standing next to that tree with all the light, what is that bag on his shoulder, and why is he wearing the same outfit as me, and what the hell is he, wait a second, he eating cookies, hey you fat men, put them cookies down. i said put them cookies down. Ohhh he not listening, ohh look out now, them fat ankles going pay for that. Yeah you thief, you better run. Wow, he can move fast, but where he going, no, not the chimney, he going get stuck in there. Ahhh cookies and milk. All for me, ahhh yes, I am sitting right here, he come back, them ankles is mine i tell you. Ahhh, full, warm, satisfied. Now if I can just figure how to open up that white box with the food in it.
Ahhh I remember waking up Christmas morning and turning the radio to listen to some parang.
Oh yeah you will hear some of this tonight on the Rudebuoyz http://www.marshall.edu/wmul.
Yeah man, its the ismas show. Calypso, parang, soca, R&B, hip hop, I mean ismas music from all over the world. Tune in 88.1fm if you in the tri-state area. If not on the web http://www.marshall.edu/wmul. 8pm to midnight. Listen while you do that cooking, or making cookies, or just sitting around with family. Ohhh yes Christmas music with all the trimming tune in you hear.
Wake up me neighbour, wha gwan dis marning. Yeah man, tis the seaon to go paranging, break out de wine, make sure you have enough food cause we coming over on Christmas day. We go sing and dance and yes, eat till me belly feel like it go burst. I tell you Mabel gurl, yuh see me moves, yeah girl, I have plenty ah move for so. What, what yuh asking me, hell no I have not been drinking, can a fella be happy eh? Anyway, leh me go do some fishing. Yeah man, get in me little boat and go out dey and catch some Hind. What yuh say, gurl, gurl, I tell yuh I eh drunk, and if I was, tis de season yuh know, drink, sing and be merry. Anyway, I don have time for dis stupidness you hear, asll that taslk yuh talking, yuh go be de first one to axe me for fish when I come back. Out me way. leh me pass. “Sing me noel, sing me noel, sing, sing, sing. La la la la lala.