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The Rebel

Oh here we go, I guess I should start swinging from tree to tree, eat a banana, scratch me bum, jumping up and down barking just to entertain all yuh eh? Well how bout dis nah? How bout I turn round and shake me bum at yuh eh? Yuh can come as close as yuh want, I dare yuh, stand under de tree, yeah right dey, yuh face go be de bulls eye. Oh how bout I throw de banana at yuh, yuh could eat it, after all, all yuh humans and dem act more like wild monkeys dan I do. How would yuh like to get wet, eh? A little monkey rain would be good for yuh. Jus consider it a gifr from all me monkey friends and dem. Now go away, leave me alone, even monkeys need we privacy yuh know.

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Good Marning me Neighbours

Good Marning me Neighbours

Hey you, yes you, its bright and early, look at the sun rising, listen to the seagulls squawking, hear the wind whistling through the coconut trees. Its time to wake up me people. Me, what am doing? Well I here to give you your morning kiss you know. Come on, you know you want me to kiss you. Am cute, look at me, loot at this face, how can you refuse eh? Come on, pucker up, its you early morning kiss, don’t be shy, What I not good enough to kiss, muah, muah, muah, There, you loved it, he he he he, yes you did. Now get up, its a new day, wake up and live while you living.

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Wake Up, Its Marning me Neighbours

Wake Up, Its Marning me Neighbours

Wake up and dance, oh yes, I am lord of the monkey prance, what you laughing at, this is real classic here, none of that twerking, or dropping it, this is class I tell you. See how I float, see my form, how many of you can do this eh? Look how gracefully I will land. You can learn a thing or two from the master. You think I just do this, noooo, I get up dancing, I dance in the middle of the day, I dance before I go to bed. Ok that’s it, that’s it, no more photos, I must go get the fleas off, what you laughing at, you think you the only one needs grooming, I don’t have to wear Vera Wong to look good, its all natural baby, don’t hate, emulate, that’s it that’s it, no more photos, have to go now.

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Wild Life TMZ

Wild Life TMZ

Hey you, yes you, with the camera, did I say you can take my picture. You humans, always with the damn cameras, click, click, click. Wild life TMZ, always taking pictures of me and my buddies in compromising situations. You don’t see me taking pictures when you go to the bathroom. My picture bare butt, all up on National Geographic, damn you, am a grown man, and you wonder why I stick my tongue out at you. I know, I know its my fault for looking so damn good. I see how you wife looking at me, like she want to hug me, and pet me, and keep me in your house, like I am some kind of pet or something. Hey where you going, oh, the truth hurts huh? As a matter of fact, keep walking, no, no don’t look back, you might see a banana coming at your head. Yeah, that’s it, keep going, watch out for the alligators.